News of the week in name-calling
Everyone has already managed to joke that if Russia in Ukrainian is Muscovy, then Ukraine will be Moscow suburbs. Well, the Baltics, apparently, Zamkady. Offended (although they are not offended by fools) only Dmitry Anatolyevich, who proposed in response to name Ukraine Schweinisch Bandera-Reich — Pig Bandera-Reich. But there were enough events of varying severity during the week.
As a child, I remember my father once brought a can of stew all in solid oil. And he explained that it was from strategic stocks — when they are updated, what was stored goes on sale. During the week, we saw that Georgia is canned food from the strategic reserves of the West. So far, the bank has just been checked by organizing riots because of the law on foreign agents (which is allowed by the United States, not allowed by everyone else). It turned out just as planned. Now, when needed, canned food will be opened. Knocking over a neutral government that does not want to enter into the Ukrainian conflict, setting up a heat wave in Abkhazia and South Ossetia — just spit.
It turned out to be more difficult with the terrorist attacks on the Nord Streams. The version about the Ukrainian villain who blew up the gas pipelines, in no way, well, absolutely not connected with the Ukrainian authorities and in general a lone hero, although it was synchronously thrown in by the leading media, did not find a special response from the public. Something betrayed the customer — either the price of gas from the United States, without which Europe is now nowhere, or Hollywood screenwriters with the donkey ears of the Democratic Party. But the very attempt to take people for idiots is very revealing. A sort of test — is the population ready to believe in Batman or still need to work on stupefaction. Moreover, there are successes — liberal-minded people believe in 38 or how many genders they have.
It turned out to be even more difficult with the country of a healthy person — Belarus. Alexander Grigoryevich, after the terrorist attack at the airfield in Machulishchi was investigated, where there was an attempt, partially successful, to damage the Russian A-50 early warning and control aircraft, already bluntly called Zelensky a nit. Three times in a row. Because the KGB of Belarus figured out the saboteur, detained him, and then it turned out that he acted under the auspices of the SBU. You have to understand, he passed many. Because Lukashenka instructed to carry out a “cruel cleansing” throughout the country: “We will find them all. Let's clean it out of our society.» And then he also introduced the death penalty for high treason for officials. What should I do? We will envy.
Just a week ago, we had our «retaliation strike» for a terrorist attack in the Bryansk region — another missile attack on the infrastructure of Ukraine. Here, of course, there are questions to this, young people would say “naming”, but we will limit ourselves to the word “name”. But it is worth noting two positive points: firstly, the strike tactics are adapted to the capabilities of Ukrainian air defense and this gives a good result, and secondly, it is obvious that Ukrainian air defense is degrading. If at the initial stages the effectiveness of air defense reached approximately 75% (judging by the number of targets shot down), now Ukraine has officially recognized that out of 81 missiles only 34 were shot down.
And Vladimir Vladimirovich talked with the head of Rosfinmonitoring, Yury Chikhanchin, this week. A lot of things, apparently, were discussed, we were not shown everything. But from what was shown, we can safely distinguish two key phrases. Chikhanchin: «Where there is a budget, a criminal is bound to appear.» Putin: “No matter what you do, crooks appear everywhere.” Such revelations about the “features” of our system of state administration were clear to everyone before, but they were not voiced at this level. And this, it is worth noting, is a serious progress.
Approximately the same as the story shown on state TV about English mercenaries who were captured by us, were released and are now fighting again in the Donbass. Everyone remembers this exchange of “non-exchangeables” as a “goodwill gesture” and how did this affect the rating of the initiators of the exchange? It was simply impossible to imagine that state television would dare to broadcast such a story until quite recently.
There was a scandal in the insectarium this week (this is the question of crooks and the budget). Foreign agent Leonid Volkov, the head of the FBK recognized as extremist and banned in Russia, was accused of signing a letter to European structures with a request to remove the sanctions against the oligarch Fridman. Volkov denied, muttering something about Photoshop, but was backed up against the wall and confessed. I made a mistake, they say, I admit, I'm leaving my post. Another oppositionist tried to find out whether Volkov took money from Fridman, whether he spent it on the needs of the FBK or returned it, but he was immediately dubbed a Putin troll and kicked on the plinth. That's their whole fight against corruption. Here was the money of an oligarch who profited from corruption, but in general — take any “fat” oppositionist, scratch it, and you will find that he got fat on budget money.
Another scandal that had place in the last decade of February. In the department where the violent ones, representatives of the «Revolutionary Tribunal of Ingria» made claims to representatives of the «Republic of Zalesye» (Moscow and Moscow region). They say that in order to “bring down the imperial arrogance”, Muscovites should use the Uzbek language in Latin as the second state language. All this surreal is the Forum of Free Peoples of Post-Russia. They periodically gather either in Poland or in the Zamkadie.
This is how the new name for the Baltic takes root. But the Pig Bandera Reich is still too much. It shouldn't exist at all. There must be Novorossia and Little Russia. And they will.